Lewis Funnies

Lewis has been saying funny stuff lately. It's so cute that sometimes he smacks me out of a frustrating moment. 

He had a bunch of 'hood friends making dirt donuts the other day. He set it up and they just showed up because it looked so fun...and the kids don't play with mud anywhere else other than our house. ;)

He made himself a placemat with feathers and contact paper (thanks Grandma Susan!). The Pom-poms were fun but not flat enough. At one point he put a feather in front of that ac vent behind himself and it flew up in the air and onto the chair! He did it 100x more, complete with that many giggles too. 

He's been building this "house" lately. The other day:

Lewis: Mommy! Someone bake me house!

Me: I think it broke when you hit it as you walked by before. 

Lewis: did u bake it mommy?

Me: no

Lewis: the peacocks do it. 

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A: why does Gma Susan help Gma Helen so much?

{I explain why}

Me: when I can't drive anymore will u drive me places?

Both boys: yeah!

Lewis: mommy you can dive Moma Susan and Lulu's mommy when dey so old. 

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{as I'm kissing Elias' tummy}

Lewis: mommy! Tiss his guts! What guts?

Me: everything inside our bodies. 

Lewis: dat gwoss. 

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{Lewis yells in the car}

Me: Lewis, yelling isn't safe in the car. Why?

Lewis: mommy me take me shoes off?!

Me: no. Why don't we yell in the car?

Lewis: {took shoes off anyway} dis liddul piggy went to mahkut. Dis liddul piggy stay home. Dis liddul piggy have wost beef. Dis liddul piggy stay home in blue house. And dis liddul piggy say wee wee wee! Wee wee wee! Wee wee wee!

{mommy lets the convo go} 

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Me: Lewis, grandpa Mike got you a peacock feather at work today! Would you like to have it?

Lewis: with a peacock head on it?!

Me: no just the feather. 

Lewis: yeah! Me want dat.