Lewis was up from 215-315am. He laid in his bed wide eyed the whole time bc he'd had a bad dream.
Me: what was your dream about?
L: somefing was in my room.
Me: what was it?
L: it was a swirdol. (Squirrel)
Me: {trying not to laugh} what was it doing?
L: it was...wunning awound.
Me: {looks away bc I'm dying} where?
L: in our house.
Me: oh.
This morning:
Me: so you had a dream abt a squirrel?
L: yes. It was wite here. {in the dining room}
Me: oh. What was it doing?
L: I tell it to wun away.
Me: did it listen to you?
L: yes. It bit me leg. Yis one. {raises right leg}
Me: {stupid squirrel}
Me: So, do you like Dr. Williams?
L: No. He has a weird talking.
Me: What do you mean?
L: He voice is weird.
Me: It's very low.
L: Yeah. He have a spider voice.
Me: He has a spider voice? What's a spider voice like?
L: {completely ignores me}
{L & E playing in the bedroom when I hear a big bang}
Me: Lewis, come here.
L: {hands on hips} what?
Me: what's going on in there?
L: I cooking.
Me: what's Elias doing?
L: sanding up. Like dis on da kitchen.
Me: ok. He's helping you cook?
L: yes. Now I need to get back betuz I watching him for you. {hands on hips, walks back to the bedroom}
{something falls on the floor}
Elias Buhdah?! What I say?!Slowing down a DVD.
L: Love of Pete.
Me: Why did you say that?
L: I slow it down with my finger.
Me: That might break it.
L: Oh.
A: Mom? Why would someone name their kid FATima?!
Me: Lewis you need to calm down.
L: No, you need to talm down.
Me: excuse me?
L: what dat called?
Me: disrespectful.
L: no. Dat talled talking back.
L: daddy seep here?
Me: yes
L: and you seep deuh?
Me: yes
L: and Lelias seep in da midduhl?
Me: yes
L: and you hewp (help) him?
Me: yes. All night. Babies don't sleep well. They need a lot of help.
L: why?
Me: bc that's how God made babies.
L: me wish Dod make babies not poop or doowuh (drool).
Me: you wish God didn't make babies poop or drool?
L: yes. Den dey not be so slimy.
L: when me go to kindergarten?
Me: in two years when you're six.
L: me can't go betause me not know the songs.
L: me want more poofs
Me: no. You've had enough.
L: give me more poofs or me give you a spank.
A: these poofs aren't as good as the other ones.
L: yes dey are!
A: no they aren't.
Me: well don't eat them if you don't like them.
L: me like dem! Don't waste me poofs!
Me: go find something that's ok to do.
L: another day.
L: Me walk in dah store, not ride in da stroller. It good exercise!
Me: nice try. Get in and buckle up.
Beth: how is kindergarten?
A: oh, you know. You were a kid once.
L: why it called a belly button?
Me: I don't know.
L: betause it so button-y.
L: why poopy smell bad?
Me: {I explain why}
L: me wish God not make poopy smelly. Me wish nobody have stinky poop. Me wish me not have to seep or die too.
Me: well that's the way God made things.
L: me wish the gass die and all da tees.
Slimy babies and an aunt that doesn't remember what kindergarten was like! So good. We really need to get Lewis & Nicholas together we could laugh at their conversations all day.
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