Thursday, May 4, 2017

Funnies

Me: tickle my armpit. 
L: yike dis?
Me: no that's not my armpit. 
L: where it is?
Me: don't you know where an armpit is?
L: here? (Tickles elbow pit)
Me: no. You really don't know where an armpit is?!
L: here? (Upper arm)
Me: no it's here (tickle his armpit)
L: yat so tickly!
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L: please let me watch the lava monster video.
Me: i'm afraid the lava monster will scare you.
L: I not scared of lava monsters anymore. 
Me: when have you ever seen a lava monster?
L: well, I tall enough to watch it on your phone now. 
Me: you mean old enough?
L: yeah! I tall enough!
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Every time we leave the chiropractor Lewis debates why he should get a mint. I let him have a butter mint bc they are soft, not a hard, round candy. Since he whispers everything he's thinking right now, I heard him whispering as we drove home:

"Yey ah spicy betuz people put spice in yem." 

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