Friday, July 14, 2017

Lewisisms


"Mommy! Who died?!"

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I wish I had wings so I can fly around the school. Then when it time to go in I will tuck them back in so I can go inside. Then when it time to go I say "hey teachers, watch this..." I want some wings for Christmas. 

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Me: there's nothing you can do that would make me stop loving you. 
L: {hand gesture} there. I make you stop loving me. {giggle}
Me: Nope. You'll be in my heart. No matter what you say. {we've been jamin' to the Tarzan soundtrack lately.}
L: in your heart?!
Me: yeah. Just climb right in. I'll keep you there forever. 
L: your blood is in your heart. For your whole body. 
Me: what do you think it would be like to be in my heart with all my blood?!
L: ick. 

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L: when was your wedding?
Me: 8 years ago
L: wen was Maddies wedding?
Me: Maddie? Who's Maddie?
L: when is all the desserts?
Me: what?!
L: who's Maddie?
Me: you tell me! You brought her up. 
L: MA-ddie. MADDIE!!!
Me: do you mean Maggie?
L: yes! 
Me: and the desserts, do you mean the wedding reception?
L: YES! 
Me: you had lemon bars at Maggie's reception. 
L: and cake. 

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L: One time Augustine said to me "you are a slowpoke" and I keep my mean in my body. 
Me: wow. I'm really proud of you!

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