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Elias came running into the room after arguing with Lewis and said, “Daddy, Lewis litewally just punch me.”
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I was giving Lewis directions at the lunch table and he was arguing with me. Elias said, “Lewis stop complicating it.”
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Elias just measured Levi with a ruler and said he measured “5, 10, 11, M, N ounces and 5 dollars”
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Elias: Mom. I bet Jim Bash is gonna be at Grandma Susan's for coffee because it's Tuesday.
Me: How on earth did you know it's Tuesday?!
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