Elias: mom, when is no hands no feet no mouth day?
Me: I don’t think there’s such a day as no hands no feet no mouth day. But if there was, what would you do on that day?
Elias: I would eat!
Me: nope. No mouth.
Elias: I would play!
Me: nope. No hands.
Elias: I guess I would crawl around.
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What’s one thing that can make our family better?
Augustine: no covid, more Legos.
Lewis: no covid, more Star Wars.
Elias: eat dinner all the time.
Me: why?
Elias: because I’m always hungry!
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Elias: Mommy, are Levi and I going to take a B-S-O-T-T tonight?
Me: yes. It’s bath night. Why do you spell it?
Elias: So Levi doesn’t get upset.
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Me: Are you the kind of person who needs a lot of love?
Elias: I am, but I don’t need any right now.
Me: When will you need some next?
Elias: Maybe tomorrow or the next day.
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What’s the best thing about being you?
Augustine: I get to boss people around because I’m the oldest.
Lewis: I got my own room.
Elias: I can fart whenever I want to.
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