“My office is hopelessly full.”
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Me: I have a special plate for you today! It says happy Valentine’s Day!
Levi: NOOOOOOO! That’s not the right plate! It’s too big! I don’t like the color!
Me: It’s what we’re using today. What would you like on it?
Levi: Nothing! It’s not the right plate!
After a huge fit…
Plate? What plate?
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Me: [holding up my foot] I think I have a hole in my sock.
Will you check for me?
Levi: oh yeah! You do.
Me: I thought so. It feels different.
Levi: you can fix it! You just need the right ingredients.
Me: ingredients? Which ones?
Levi: ice cream.
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